Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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