i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just google imaged poop.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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