Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Why are your pants in the freezer?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
jump out the window naked night went bad
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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