So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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