After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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