god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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