i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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