Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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