we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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