shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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