you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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