You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
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Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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