My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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