make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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