I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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