I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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