North Korea, Best Korea!
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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