I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
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Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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