they need to just BURY HIM!
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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