thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
My vagina is officially offended.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
