Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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