I cockslap morals
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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