where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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