You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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