He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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