connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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