I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
is wine microwaveable?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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