Already got asked if we're dating
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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