Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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