it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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