like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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