bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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