I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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