i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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