we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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