And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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