she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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