idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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