There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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