My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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