What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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