Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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