Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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