You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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