Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
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so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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