I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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