Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
My underwear smells like fireworks.
this boner is exhausting
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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