If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
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some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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