You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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