Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Acid is not a monday night drug
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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