I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
she peed on how many people?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize