You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.