what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
only you would photoshop your dick
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina