Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(913): View more from Kansas

You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory

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(516): View more from New York

She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass

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(973): View more from New Jersey

after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college

(973): View more from New Jersey

she has no idea

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever

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(503): View more from Oregon

There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Ugh he's texting me.

(1-204): View more from Manitoba

Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.

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(+33): View more from France

And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.

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(425): View more from Washington

Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me

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