I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
21 MILFs That Made The Boys Crazy
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut