addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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