addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
