I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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