I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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