i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
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My breasts were aching with rage.
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MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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