im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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