i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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