he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
The ass gains better be worth it
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