In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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